K: But, I just saved her life!
W: Holding a toaster above the bathtub and NOT dropping it, ISN'T saving her life.
J: This is chompers. The earl of Puppydom. He used to be lorraine's. We found him in the back of stan's closet living off of turkey scrapes from stan's trouser cuffs.
K: I'd keep the puppy but everytime i look at him, he reminds me of lorraine. She used to sit on the couch and knaw at her ass too!
J: Di, if i may get a lil personal on your ass, what magical twist of fate brought you kids together?
D: Well, i was blind drunk and kinda needed a place to crash for the night.
J: Beautiful beautiful, we'll be back, we're talking with One-Night-Stand Dianne.
L:So you and will
D: yep me and will
L: And uh, me and you
D: Yep me and you, and maybe later me and karen.
*karen gives her thumbs up*
J: So in a way you and will have slept together. So technically, your bi. We'll be right back we're talking with swings-both-ways-leo.
D: Can we open the $25 dollar bottle of wine I brought, cause i'm pretty sure we're done with the $6 stuff
L: Ya, that was my fault. I thought 2 bottles per person would be enough.
K: Yah, maybe if we were in high school!
L: Why do you care that Dianne has had will's kabob's but you don't care that she's had mine, and I've had her's?
J: Silly, she's a girl. She doesn't have a kabob, she has a kagina:)
K:....and nice katits.
D: I know it may seem like I need to drink to have sex, but I don't. It just makes it better:)
*Karen pours her a FULL glass of wine*
D: Well, I AM still a basket case!
K: Oh, yahhh. This is EXACTLY where I hope'd this evening was going;)
*Rushes off to find Dianne*
PLEASE, watch this show♥
